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Only
in America....We
live in a great country, and there are some things that are only genuine
American. Below are a few examples: Only in America can a person named Chad be mistaken for an election ballot. Only in America do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to receive their prescriptions. Only in America do people order a double hamburger, large fries, and a diet soda. Only in America can a pizza arrive at your house faster than an ambulance. Only in America there is handicap parking at the skating rinks. - submitted by Janis B. Only in America is where you will find Braille at the drive-through bank teller. - submitted by Theodora L. Only in America do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call-waiting so that we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the beginning. Only in America can you order a pizza online. - submitted by skauf91552 Only in America do telemarketers call you and then put you on hold. - submitted by skauf91552 Only in America do schools teach you the same thing every year. - submitted by skauf91552 Only in America do people build houses in the middle of nowhere and then cry because they are lonely. - submitted by skauf91552 Only in America do banks have pens with a chain on them. - submitted by PipSqueaker404
Only in America do
doctors call what they do "practice."
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